So, I am sitting here on hold with an insurance company over a stupid Mexican that cannot drive and hit one of our work trucks. While sitting here, I thought I would make use of my time and browse the web. Here are some random thoughts that came to me while browsing:
~ If you list shit on a facebook garage sale page, make it nice and worth the effort it took me to scroll past your garbage. 12 shirts at $3 each and each individually pictured is a waste of effort! Also, if your shit is going to cost someone more in gas than it would for them just to pick it up at Wal-Mart when they are there, it probably is not going to sell, so quit bumping that crap to the top!
~If I advertise something as free on a facebook garage sale page, meet me when and where it is convenient for ME. You are getting the shit for FREE!! If I give you something for free, don't think I am an idiot and turn around and try to SELL it without asking! Oh yeah....you think I didn't see all those dresses I gave you listed? If you are poor, ask for money, but don't yank my chain to steal it from me. Someone who actually wanted and would have used the dresses could have had them instead of your greedy trying to make a $ ass!
~If you are going to try to sell your nasty lingerie on an on-line garage sale, why would you do it with your name attached? Use craigslist or ebay and try to remain in the shadows! I know there are people out there with weird and crazy fetishes, but you are going to have to meet them to deliver the goods. I am half tempted to say I will buy and arrange to meet just so I can tell you in person that it is fucked up to sell that stuff so openly!
~If your mattress is ripped, make them take it when you buy a new one. I doubt you are going to sell it!
~If your GA Dawgs flip-flops are so used that the G is missing from one of them, THROW THEM AWAY! I gave shit away with lots of life left in it....those do not have any life left!
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